In the midst of all the political drama swirling around the past year, it can be easy to forget that silly, delightful, completely trivial things still happen in the world. But yes, believe it or not, the universe still drops little gifts into our laps with the sole purpose of making us smile. So, without further ado, I present to you, this Twitter exchange between Chris Pratt and Chris Evans. Because you deserve it.Chris Pratt Takes An Online Personality Quiz
On Sunday, Pratt tweeted his results to an Oh My Disney personality quiz, “Are You Chris, Chris, Chris, or Chris?” We’re all familiar with the current reigning Chrises of Hollywood, Pratt, Evans, Hemsworth, and Pine, but who can be sure that any one of those Chrises is the right Chris, the Chris they’re supposed to be?
Also, is anybody reading this wondering if I just lost a really lame bet and now have to fit “Chris” into an article as many times as possible? It sure feels like it to me. (Side note, the name “Chris” is one of those that, if you read it enough times, it stops being a name and just a weird jumble of letters.)
Turns out Pratt’s been doing it all wrong his entire life (and he really needs to charge his phone):
Dude I suck at quizzes pic.twitter.com/9n2P2ayIH8— chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) September 25, 2017
Plot twist, Pratt is actually Evans. Not such a bad thing, according to Oh My Disney (and probably the rest of the world, let’s be honest), as Chris Evans is reportedly chock full o’ “good nature and charm” with “a set of substantive morals and convictions that you hold fast to.” Basically, he’s Captain America. So while Pratt may be having an identity crisis right now, there are definitely worse things to be called.
In case you’re wondering, some of the questions asked in this quiz include which Disney princess you’re most like, how you like to spend your weekend, and what one word your mother would use to describe you.
Chris Evans Responds, "You Aced It"
While Pratt responded to the results with, “Dude I suck at quizzes,” his apparent alter ego, the real Chris Evans, didn’t see the problem:
What do you mean? You aced it. https://t.co/wWPPUgaKwK— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 25, 2017
We’re still waiting on Evans’ results, and Chrises Pine and Hemsworth have yet to chime in.
And because you didn’t ask, I, too, took the quiz, and I got Chris Pratt. So does that mean I’m actually Chris Evans…?