For this week's Thirsty Thursday, I decided to take the easy route. That's why this installment is alllll about the sexy men of Magic Mike XXL.

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Thirsty Thursday: The Gyrating Gods Of Magic Mike XXL

For this week’s Thirsty Thursday, I decided to take the easy route. That’s why this installment is alllll about the sexy men of Magic Mike XXL.

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July 2, 2015

As I’m sure you ALL know by now, Magic Mike XXL hit theaters on July 1. I’ve heard nothing but good things about it, even apart from the beautiful, gyrating men at the helm.

Honestly, this is probably too easy for a Thirsty Thursday post. The movie is basically one GIANT Thirsty Thursday post. But the beauty of this gig is that I can do what I want, and I want to drool over these beautiful men, okay?

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5. Donald Glover; Andre

It’s hard for me to think about Donald Glover as anything other than Troy Barnes. But, alas, little Troy is all grown up and moving on to bigger and better things. Like stripping in Magic Mike XXL. And thank God for that, because would ya just look at those abs?!

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4. Adam Rodriguez; Tito

Wow. Just, wow. It’s honestly no fair how hot each of these men are. Adam Rodriguez seamlessly made the transition from the small screen to the big screen, and the world is a better place for it.

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3. Channing Tatum; Magic Mike

I know, I know; it’s probably a wee bit shocking that I’ve put the star of this whole show right in the middle, yeah? Well, that’s what he gets for surrounding himself with physical perfection. There are just so many gorgeous, shiny men that Mike’s hotness is overshadowed by theirs. I will say, though, nobody’s got Mike’s moves. The way that big man can move those hips should be a crime.

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2. Matt Bomer; Ken

Ryan Murphy said it best: Matt Bomer is the most handsome man in America. Those eyes, that smile, that bod, those moves; there is honestly nothing that this dude doesn’t have going for him. He’s talented and genuine and oh, did I mentioned gorgeous? Because he is. Gorgeous, I mean.

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1. Joe Manganiello; Big Dick Richie

Joe Manganiello is a literal gift from God. Tall, rugged, bearded, gorgeous, geeky, strong and with a body that just will not quit. If I were to carve the perfect man from marble, he would look almost exactly like Joe Manganiello. Shake it, Alcide!