Don't try this at home, guys.
Social media has exploded with conversation about Reddit user ylwwsnow2's post of his friend's tattoo.
While drunk and on Xanax, his friend decided that he wanted an adorable little Charmander permanently etched on his skin.
Instead of stumbling drunkenly to some 24-hour tattoo parlor, he did the artwork himself.
Charmander looks as if he's seen better days.
And if you have any doubt about the tattoo's authenticity, here's drunk friend posing as proof:
This photo has spread across the interwebs, with reactions ranging from profanity-laced comments on his stupidity to amused delight.
Then there are the absolute legends who took advantage of the situation and paid creative homage to a drunken mistake:
Please fan the flames with your own commentary below (this was the perfect opportunity for a pun--I'm not sorry).