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CLASSIC Joan Rivers: Find Out What She Wanted At Her Funeral In Her Latest Book

Shane Avery | PopWrapped Author

Shane Avery

Updated 09/4/2014 11:40pm
CLASSIC Joan Rivers: Find Out What She Wanted At Her Funeral In Her Latest Book | Joan Rivers
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This is what we all needed today: A reminder of the hilarious tongue that the legend Joan Rivers truly had! Back in 2012, Joan released her newest memoir titled I Hate Everyone.....Starting With Me and she detailed what she would want to happen at her own funeral one day. And the result? HILARIOUS!! Check out this excerpt: "When I die (and yes, Melissa, that day will come; and yes, Melissa, everything's in your name), I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action....I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene!  "I want it to be Hollywood all the way." "I don't want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in 5 different accents." "I don't want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing "Mr. Lonely." "I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive." "I want to be buried in a Valentino gown, and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag." "And I want a wind machine, so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyonce's." HA! We'll never forget you, Joan.

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