Rumors are circulating about the new pig in town, Denise. Kermit the Frog, of prestigious Muppet fame, has been seen out with Denise several times in the last month. Who is this girl? Are they really together? Does she own more than one dress?
Although it's only been a month since their split, Miss Piggy seems to be doing rather well. Liam Hemsworth made an Instagram account, it seems, for the sole purpose of bragging about his relationship with Piggy.
Has Miss Piggy moved on as well or is this a public revenge plot to get back at Kermit for dating so soon?
With one stiletto clad foot forward, Miss Piggy is continuing to work on her upcoming show, Up Late with Miss Piggy. The progress of this show is being documented on the upcoming The Muppet Show on ABC.
Will Miss Piggy reveal a broken heart, or will she crash through Hollywood dating only the hottest names? Who is next on Piggy's list, or is Hemsworth a keeper?
As for Kermit, Denise might be just a rebound. Although she is the same species as Miss Piggy, she clearly lacks the style and finesse of the insurmountable star. Is Kermit doing his breakup in the style of Justin Bieber, who clearly hired a Selena Gomez look-a-like for his new music video?
Hopefully we won't have to wait until the Muppets' premiere on September 22nd to hear more from Hemsworth and the Muppets. Let's keep all of our hooves and webbed toes crossed that this sacred Hollywood couple can reconcile their differences soon. I'm still #TeamPigmet.