Welcome Back Destroyer’s
When we left Destroy the AG’s at the end of Episode 2, Carrie and her sisters were hosting a little get together (which included a very heartfelt rendition of Cee Lo Green’s, “Fuck You”) and we saw Carrie stumble backwards onto the couch in a lip-lock with a, one could say, surprised, Adam.
And now… On to Episode 3
The episode opens with a shot of Bex lying face down on the cold hard floor, the house in a bit of a shambles after the previous night’s soiree, and Carrie proudly declares, “Phase Two is officially underway”.
Phase Two involves the Delta Pi’s singling out each of the Alpha Gamma’s, following them, learning about them and finding out their deepest, darkest secrets.
Making her sisters swear that details of their (evil, revengeful, awesome?) plan never leave the house for fear that ‘The Board’ and whoever Mrs Andrews is, will hear about it and “circumcise”, I mean, crucify them, Carrie enlists the rather hungover Bex for a special reconnaissance mission, an Alpha Gamma pledge named Jen, who just so happens to be Bex’s lab partner.
When Bex ‘casually’ runs into Jen after hours and wonders why she isn’t at the AG’s pledge meeting, Jen insists she was just out late studying. Bex informs her that she knows that she was most certainly not studying, but instead was attending the “Underground Star Trek Club Meeting”… The horror!
Knowing that the AG’s will never allow such atrocities, Bex recruits Jen to gather dirt, “every nasty tidbit” that she can on her AG sisters. Jen agrees to Bex’s ‘terms’, and they part, to meet at another time.
Next we see Carrie attempting to tidy the front lawn of the DP house after the previous night’s party, when Adam, Carrie’s lip-locking partner from last night, walks up the path. To say that Adam is shocked that Carrie remembers his name is by no means an understatement. “Because you screamed “Who the hell are you?” after you kissed me. Then you demanded Taco Bell. And then you blacked out,” Adam tells her.
Carrie tries to explain that she has very recently come out of a relationship, and that she probably shouldn’t have done the things she did. Adam plays it cool saying that it’s ok; she just used him for his body, to which he receives a very awkward, “Wham, Bam, Thank You… Adam” as a reply. Adam then invites Carrie out, promising not to make-out with her even if she begs, but leaves before Carrie can respond.
Back to what Bex and Jen have been up to and we meet them once again in the dead of night, with Jen disguised as one of those sexy spies from an old time spy movie. Seated next to each other on a bench, but not close enough, Jen slides a manila envelope across to the waiting Bex, and in true spy fashion states “We will never speak of this again. I will be brutally murdered if anyone knows where you got these from.”
Here’s where I pause the review to mention that if you are a child of the 90’s like me, or ever watched Saved By The Bell, I guarantee you will recognise the campus security guard, Officer Glenn. And no, I’m not going to tell you who it is, that part you need to see for yourself ;)
And, we’re back, and it’s time for the Delta Pi’s to put their plan into action… Getting the AG’s to turn against themselves.
Autumn’s right hand skank, Lauren, the PETA supporter, is texted a picture of Autumn in a mink coat.
Mary, the Jesus freak is emailed a video of a Charmed rip-off, student film that Lauren is in, and believes it’s a home movie.
Lesbians Britney and Arlie turn against each other when Arlie receives an email of a posting from ‘Greek Harmony’ (clever, right?!) stating she is looking for a man.
Now that that’s over, we are suddenly inside the Alpha Gamma house and we see that Jen is having an inner monologue crisis. Her mind is screaming at her that she’s been found out, they all know, they’ll hang her in the quad. It’s all very dramatic. Suddenly, her inner voice changes, “chill out” she tells herself, “It’s kinda cool actually”, “It’s kinda sexy”, “I’m like Bond… Jen Bond”
Now, here’s where things get interesting. And by interesting, I mean sexy, when Jen launches into the hottest rendition of Marvin Gaye’s “Heard It Through The Grapevine” to ever exist on the Internet.
And that’s it; we’re done for another week and left with so many questions…
What will happen to the ladies of Alpha Gamma now that their secrets have been exposed?
Will Carrie take Adam up on that invitation?
Are the Delta Pi’s even the slightest bit remorseful for airing the AG’s dirty laundry? (Haha, yeah, right)
All I know is that next Wednesday is too far away…
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