A lot of you have probably been to crappy birthday parties before, but hopefully never one that was crappy in this kind of way.
A family in Pennsylvania claims their daughter’s Sweet 16 party quickly went down the toilet after a passing airplane unloaded human excrement over the backyard festivities.
The birthday girl’s aunt told Fox 29 in Philadelphia:
“We’d just gotten done with the cake, thank God. Because within two minutes something fell from the sky. It was brown. It was everywhere. It got on everything… It was gross!”
Luckily for the attendees, a canopy tent set up for the party protected most of the crowd from the precipitation of poo.
The family has filed a complaint with the FAA after using a smartphone app to determine that there were five planes near their location at the time of the dastardly downpour. The FAA told the news channel that they did plan to investigate the messy situation.
This is actually not the first time in recent history people have claimed that they were pelted by plane poop. In the last three years, individuals in New York, England, and New Zealand were reportedly left down in the dumps after being struck by this particular form of dirty bomb.
The human waste on airplanes is usually cleaned out by crews after a plane has landed. The FAA does admit that in-flight leaks can occur, but the agency blames flocks of migratory birds for most incidents of crap-dusting.
The birthday girl’s step-father is calling B.S. on that excuse though. The disgusted dad told the station:
“It looked like a hundred birds flew over and went to the bathroom simultaneously.”
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