Stop the presses: We have finally discovered exactly why the internet was invented. Everyone's favourite Haitian pop star and clearly the best-ever So You Think You Can Dance judge, Jason Derulo, is observing his 26th birthday today (21 September), and we intend to celebrate in style.
What better way than with a video of Jason Derulo singing 'Jason Derulo' for 57 straight minutes? I can't think of anything I'd rather do on a rainy Monday than listen to him crooning his own name for nearly an hour! Press play on the video below, and then comment to tell me exactly how long you were able to last.
In the vein of full disclosure, I didn't make it beyond the first three minutes. Sorry, Jason Deruloooooo.