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Celebrities PopWrapped | Celebrities

Justin Bieber's Penis May Be Coming To A Sex Store Near You

Mike Nied | PopWrapped Author

Mike Nied

10/29/2015 5:01 pm
PopWrapped | Celebrities
Justin Bieber's Penis May Be Coming To A Sex Store Near You | Sex
Media Courtesy of Esquire

Could a Justin Bieber sex toy be in the works? Everyone got a glimpse of what the "What Do You Mean" singer was packing after a series of (VERY NSFW) eXXXposed paparazzi photos hit the net, and the world is still reeling in the wake of Bieber Peen Hysteria, regardless of Bieber's alleged "shrinkage." It seems like the sex toy market is trying to take advantage of the moment, as they are reaching out to create a dildo of Bieber's superstar proportions. What a way to immortalize the massive news; the photos might be removed from servers in the blink of an eye, yet a Bieber dildo will live on for future generations.

Impressively, a Justin Bieber dildo would fetch a pretty explosive fee on the market. DIY dildo manufacturers Clone-A-Willy have offered Bieber a cool one million dollars for a mold of his penis. Their request has become public knowledge via a leaked request that was sent to Bieber's commercial agent.

"Justin Biber, he's popular, talented and now as the entire world knows... quite well-endowed," Clone-A-Willy writes in their request.  Obviously, they are hoping that glowing praise for the artist's dong will soften him up and leave him more likely to agree. "You can only imagine ... a huge billboard of Justin Bieber and 'Clone-A-Willy' in West Hollywood. It would surely do wonders to help promote his new album and certainly wouldn't hurt his 'dating' life," the company continues.

Clever allusion to Bieber's "dating" life (which we're pretty sure is a thinly veiled reference to his adventures between the sheets) aside, we're pretty sure that this is a one-of-a-kind promotional plan for an album release. When it doubt, make it all about the penis, and the music will follow!

Although you would think that Clone-A-Willy is simply doing Justin Bieber a favor with their innovative promotional plans, it does seem that they realize the benefit to their company. "We know that Justin is a big celebrity and our offer is commiserate with someone of his enormous (we see what you did there) stature," they wrote before putting a million dollar price tag on Bieber's cloned dildo -- a pretty impressive fee for a makeshift dildo, but it's apparently worth it to bring a fully functional Bieber model to sex shops across the globe.

We wouldn't recommend holding out hope for a Justin Bieber sex toy just yet, but you never know.  This is the perfect time for the Biebs to prove just how much "shrinkage" was going on in the leaked batch of photos. Guess we'll have to see if the million dollar prize is enough to get Bieber excited and raring to go...


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