Fair warning, I don't even know if I can get through this without laughing hysterically, so forgive me now for the snark I'm about to slather all over this article.
Apparently Jesus Christ and God need yet another angry voice on the ground to rally against the LGBT community, and they have chosen a 66 year old Nebraska woman by the name of Sylvia Driskell. You go, girl!
Driskell has filed a federal lawsuit against all homosexuals (yes, I'm talking to YOU! YES, YOU!) in the name of the father, the son and the holy ghost. There is a 7-page handwritten complaint that dear Sylvia wrote up, claiming that she's the 'ambassador' for the plaintiffs - God and Jesus Christ. It's the usual 'homosexuals chose their life, they're bad, blah blah' nonsense we see anti-LGBT folk churn out, but if there's a silver lining it's that Driskell has an angel's handwriting.
A couple excerpts that I am particularly fond of:
Your Honor, I’ve heard the boasting of the Defendant: the Homosexuals on the world news; from the young, to the old; to the rich an famous, and to the not so rich an famous; How they were tired of hiding in the closet, and how glad they are to be coming out of the closet.
I, Sylvia Ann Driskell, Contend that homosexuality is a sin, and that they the homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in a closet?
Why are judges passing laws? So sinners can break religious, and moral laws.
The way to destroy any nation, or state is to destroy its morals; look what happen to Sodom and Gomorrah two city because of the same immoral behavior that represent in our nation, in our states, and our cities; God destroy them.
If God could have found ten righteous people among them he would’ve spared them.
How dare you sin; you can choose your sexual nature - don't you know that?! Sheesh, people. Obviously if you're homosexual or LGBT in any way, you have no morals. How dare you sully this good Earth!!
Thanks to The New Civil Rights Movement, we have photos of all 7 pages from the complaint. Enjoy!
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