Hungry? Craving something fresh? Then head on down to Nick Offerman's Pizza Farm, where pizza and other treats such as fish sticks and Sloppy Joe's are grown all year round!
Offerman takes viewers on a hilarious tour of the farm, showing off taquito trees and fields watered with soda.
Hold on, easy does it, single college freshmen.
Now while it would be amazing to have a farm that actually grows freshly made pizza, the ad is a parody. Some may say, a cruel hoax, in fact, but the comedy website Funny or Die has paired up with the American Heart Association to help promote eating healthy, and are trying to make sure that kids receive healthier meals in school.
Ideal for kids, yes- but as an adult, you can't help but wish Nick's pizza farm was a real thing! I feel ya. I wasted a perfectly good birthday candle blowing wish on it and it still didn't come true. I guess that's telling me I should eat healthier.
Watch the video here at Funny or Die.