Susan Booth
Staff Writer
It’s like the blind leading the blind. It looks as though Charlie Sheen has taken another risk in regards to his life and career by actively choosing to take none other than Lindsay Lohan under his tiger tutoring style to get her career and life back on track. This is not a good idea, not for him, and not for anyone. The man believes he has tiger blood in him, seriously? Charlie Sheen actually told TMZ (talk about “reliable reporting”) that he shares a kinship with the actress who clearly needs a mentor. It’s the equivalent to Walking Dead cover shoot for Vanity Fair, we all know how truly gruesome and horrifying it will be, but like any standard car wreck, you find yourself among the other rubberneckers waiting to see the carnage. Hell, why don’t you just make mandatory attendance for werewolves at a Jehovah’s Witness conventions?
It’s like a Cobra trying to pass off a jack rabbit as his prom date, it’s highly entertaining, but turns out to be a fateful mistake. If Charlie is really going to put himself out there and TRY and help this girl, then the rest of us should just start taking martial advice from Kim Kardashian. It makes about as much sense as having a colonic at high tea. The duo will be in Scary Movie 5 later this year, and will also be together on his show ‘Anger Management” , as love interests no less. Why don’t they just come out and say what we already know? I realize that he’s trying to be like Robert Downey Jr and revive his life and career, but this is not right road if that’s what your aiming for. Charlie taking on this charity case is right up there with taking dating advice from Taylor Swift, it’s not gonna last. Hey, maybe it will make Chris Brown see the error of his ways and he will stop being such a d-bag. I’ve got a better chance of getting hit by lightning while holding a winning lottery ticket. Fellow Staff Writer Bec Heim said “Clearly, the Mayans predicted this but were just too terrified to write it down.”
Charlie, for your sake I really hopes that this does pan out for the best.
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