Summer’s official kickoff is still a few weeks away, but it’s clear this one’s going to be wild. The news cycle is not letting up, there’s covfefe everywhere, and Patty Jenkins still doesn’t have a deal to direct the next Wonder Woman movie. So yeah, 2017 is bonkers.
In times like these, sometimes you just need a cookie. All the cookies. OK, give me the blue monster himself already. Here are 10 of Cookie Monster’s best Tweets to get you through this week and every week.
10 of Cookie Monster’s best Tweets
Because Cookie Monster keeps it real.
#MyPerfectBreakfastNeeds pic.twitter.com/8GGwwz42bH
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) February 17, 2017
Because Cookie Monster is there when you need him.
Whoa! Me hear they looking for one more Jedi?! Me ready if you need me! #TheLastJedi pic.twitter.com/AECveeFKQK
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) April 14, 2017
Because Cookie Monster has stayed true to himself over the years.
#MyFirstWordsHadToBe COOOOOKIE!!! pic.twitter.com/YKXkVp7Fia
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) April 6, 2017
Because Cookie Monster cares.
Me planting a tree for #EarthDay! Me hope it grows cookies… pic.twitter.com/AbVNsnIFXQ
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) April 22, 2017
Because Cookie Monster knows the importance of a well-balanced meal.
Nothing better than milk after me cookies!!! It just sooo satisfying! pic.twitter.com/szVolfKaZ6
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) May 31, 2016
Because Cookie Monster doesn’t mess around when he’s hungry.
Pika-chew, me chews you! Me gotta catch all da cookies! OM NOM NOM NOM! ???????????????????? #Cookiemon #PokemonGO pic.twitter.com/253khjCHvO
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) August 9, 2016
Because Cookie Monster believes that tasty cookies come in all kinds of flavors.
Me no discriminate, gimme cheese COOOOKIE! https://t.co/59uwNKrKL0
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) May 10, 2017
Because Cookie Monster is all of us during the afternoon slump.
Me just scrolling through, trying to find pictures of coooooookies…. pic.twitter.com/wSzwgzQtMU
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) May 2, 2017
Because Cookie Monster is never above a good Carly Rae Jepsen spoof.
Hey me just met you, and this is crazy… but you got COOKIE! So share it maybe? https://t.co/vC7Ygy3fXr https://t.co/VLUDFNSRNW
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) May 26, 2017
Because Cookie Monster has his priorities straight.
Me thinking about when me can eat more COOOKIES!!! #ThursdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/76edSQGioa
— Cookie Monster (@MeCookieMonster) March 16, 2017
For more cookie wisdom, follow the blue guy on Twitter @MeCookieMonster.
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