Shane Avery
Senior Staff Writer
Leave it to Mimi to have us scratching our heads.
After suffering an EPIC FAIL in regards to dropping her album by surprise “Beyonce style”, Mariah Carey has revealed the album title as well as the release date.
And, the title is a doozy.
Titled “Me. I Am Mariah…. The Elusive Chanteuse,” the album is slated to drop May 27th and here is the track listing:
Cry
Faded
Dedicated (feat. Nas)
#Beautiful (feat. Miguel)
Thirsty
Make It Look Good
You’re Mine (Eternal)
You Don’t Know What To Do (feat. Wale)
Supernatural
Meteorite
Camouflage
Money ($ * / …) [feat. Fabolous]
One More Try
Heavenly (No Ways Tired/Can’t Give Up Now)
It’s a Wrap (feat. Mary J. Blige)
Betcha Gon’ Know (feat. R. Kelly)
The Art of Letting Go
Some funny titles in there if you ask me, but that’s not the strangest part yet:
Check out below the video that was just released tonight of Mariah explaining the meaning of the album title:
Seriously, is her PR team on holidays?
WHAT IN THE HELL IS THIS!?
The whispering, giggling in the background is HILARIOUS and only makes the video that much stranger.
And, don’t get me started on the photoshopped artwork. She looks like MJ (rest his soul) in a damn wig.
What do you guys make of all of this? Most elaborate, brilliant album announcement ever? Or has the Elusive Chanteuse finally lost it?















































