Dani Strehle
Content Editor
Remember when we brought you the weird story about the snail growing in a young boy’s knee? This is weirder.
Fork stuck in a penis weird.
So weird, in fact, that the case was featured in The International Journal of Surgery Case Reports.
A 70-year-old Australian prisoner managed to lodge 10 centimeters of tableware in his penis while he was trying to, um, pleasure himself…with a fork. Yeah. A fork. A fork that had to be surgically removed.
The piece of cutlery was removed via scalpel and “copious lubrication.” Ouch.
“It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative,” the medical journal explains.
“Auto-erotic stimulation with the aid of self-inserted urethral foreign bodies has been existent since time immemorial and have presented an unusual but known presentation to urologists.”
Pay attention, as there is an important message here: DO NOT attempt to reach climax with the assistance of cutlery, or any tableware, really. Got that?
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