Anyone who follows Misha Collins on social media knows the man has an amazing sense of humor and the current political landscape has provided a wealth of material. Misha has taken a particular liking to poking fun at would-be Republican Presidential nominee, Donald Trump.
It began a couple of weeks ago when Misha tweeted a helpful tip to The Donald to aid in his job search. The post contained a link to a Craigslist job notice entitled, “Cat Circus Looking for a Tour Assistant.”
Hey @realDonaldTrump, i see ur job-hunting! The Presidency isn't a good fit 4 u, but this might work: http://t.co/sOp3BUxuk5 #FindTrumpAjob
— Misha Collins (@mishacollins) September 3, 2015
I think Misha, along with the rest of the world, can assume “Cat Circus Tour Assistant” wasn’t his ideal job since Trump continues in his relentless pursuit of the Oval Office. Not one to be discouraged, Collins then set up a profile for Trump on the job networking site, LinkedIn.
.@realDonaldTrump, I see ur still job hunting (& debating). To streamline the search, I made u this handy profile. https://t.co/jIJS4Mh0qk
— Misha Collins (@mishacollins) September 16, 2015
Shortly after the profile went viral, it was removed from LinkedIn’s website. But Misha, being Misha, made sure his bases were covered and created another profile on BeKnown.com, a networking website run by the job-hunting giant, Monster.com.
.@realDonaldTrump, i can't over-emphasize what a bad fit Presidency is, but there're opportunities. Hope this helps! http://t.co/gjwMLcvUpn
— Misha Collins (@mishacollins) September 16, 2015
The profile combined some of Trump’s real life “skills” like “having money” along with some of his…less savory personality traits such as “emotional manipulation” and “lying through his teeth.” The profile summary reads:
I am currently running for president, but if my commander-in-chief get-richer-quicker scheme doesn’t pan out, i’m posting my info here for back-up jobs. Let me briefly explain why i’m the BEST MAN for just about ANY JOB! 1)I was born rich! No starting-at-the-bottom-and-working-your-way-up for me! I was smart enough just to have a rich dad and ride his coat tails. 2)I dodged the Vietnam bullet. From the stories my contemporaries tell, the Vietnam War ROYALLY SUCKED ASS! But because i was born rich, i was able to “persuade” a “Doctor” to declare me medically unfit for service because of a “heel spur.” I mean come on, that’s lucky! I don’t even know what that is! 3) I went bankrupt. Now i know what you’re thinking: How’s bankruptcy lucky? Here’s how: i made bad decisions and lost my investors hundreds of millions of dollars. But then my dad died and left me hundreds of millions of dollars to start over, so i could still be rich even though i went bankrupt! How lucky is that?!
Courtesy BeKnown.com
The latest from the Collins camp is a Facebook video with Misha and his children as his youngest, Maison, gives her endorsement to Trump after the September 16th Republican debate on CNN. But alas, the one person in the Collins home who supports Trump is not yet old enough to vote…or go the bathroom alone. But she IS damned cute.
To keep up with Misha and his charming brand of internet trolling, be sure to follow him on Twitter @mishacollins! Personally, I can’t wait to see what he does next!
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