This week’s Thirsty Thursday was inspired by People’s well-deserved Sexiest Man Alive, Chris Hemsworth. As many PopWrapped articles originate; the conversation pertaining to said choice led to a rousing discussion about how all of the famous Chrises in Hollywood tend to be melt-your-clothes-off-hot (Christopher Walken notwithstanding).
Therefore, this week’s Thirsty Thursday will be a celebration of the smoking hot Hollywood Chris. Is this list predictable? Probably. Does that make it any less true? Nope! Moving on.
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Chris Hardwick, The Nerdist
Chris Hardwick has been around for quite some time; though not many people link the adorkably nerdy founder of The Nerdist and host of the wildly popular Talking Dead with the shaggy-haired co-host of MTV’s Singled Out. But co-host he did, before disappearing for several years and then resurfacing again on AMC. He’s endearing, smart, nerdy and one sexy mofo that I’d love to sit down and geek out with.
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Chris Evans, Captain America
I think the picture really does all the talking for me; don’t you?
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Chris Hemsworth, Thor
Just for the sake of argument, let’s put People‘s Sexiest Man Alive right smack dab in the middle. This family has got some seriously good genes. Chris has been one of my top hotties since I first laid eyes on him. In fact, if I ever make my Ross Geller laminated “hall pass” list, Mr. Hemsworth will most certainly be on there. International status be damned.
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Chris Pratt, Starlord
What is it with superheroes named Chris? It really is uncanny just how many sexy Chrises there are in Hollywood. It appears that naming your son Christopher is the best shot you could possibly give him at achieving fame and fortune. Chris Pratt has it all. He’s sexy and has a body that appears to have been chiseled from marble. He’s a phenomenal actor that can tackle both comedic and serious arcs. He’s kind and adorable and cries when he talks about his baby boy. He is basically a girl’s dream come to life.
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Chris Pine, Captain Kirk
This man is literal physical perfection. The moment I saw him in The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement I knew he was something special. He’s smooth, suave and seductive. And with a face like that, it’s easy to see why. He’s got piercing blue eyes that penetrate unwitting souls and lips so full and distracting that all I can really think about is giving them a little nibble. Plus he grows a damn fine beard.
And that’s my list, PopWrappers! Are you equally enamored with all of the Hollywood Chrises? Let us know who your favorite Chris is by voting in our poll below!
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