Happy Thursday, everyone! I hope you’re all mighty Thirsty, as I’ve got quite a post planned for you.
Twenty-two years ago, I witnessed a cinematic masterpiece the likes of which I had never seen, and have honestly yet to see since. Steven Spielberg brought dinosaurs to life. There were some not-so-great sequels that followed, but the magic of the first film lives on. And, from what I’m hearing, the newest installment, Jurassic World, recaptures that magic. That’s why this week’s Thirsty Thursday is dedicated to the brainy studs of the Jurassic universe!
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5. Bob Peck, Robert Muldoon; Jurassic Park
Honestly, this guy gets a spot on the list for one reason and one reason only. See gif below for said reason.
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4. Jake Johnson, Lowery; Jurassic World
Jake is one of those adorable sidekick types that everyone wants to be friends with. I can only imagine that he and Chris Pratt side-by-side will make an adorable, loveable pair. A+ for that scruff, too. I do so love a five o’clock shadow.
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3. Chris Pratt, Owen; Jurassic World
I know, I know. Most of you are probably outraged that Mr. Geniality himself lands at the number 3 spot; but honestly, when you see one and two, I have a feeling you’ll understand. I adore Chris, I really do. He just seems like one of the few really good dudes out there. He also rather seems to be the King Midas of celebs these days as everything he touches turns to gold.
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2. Sam Neill, Dr. Alan Grant; Jurassic Park
I had originally stated that Neill was going to be in the number one spot, but after careful consideration, I changed my mind. Neill has that silky, smooth voice that I like to call the “panty dropper.” He also has that delicious, sly smile that inspires so many mischievous fantasies. His character in the movie was a tough nut to crack, but he eventually thawed his icy heart, effectively upping his sex appeal immensely.
Jurassic Wikia1. Jeff Goldblum, Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
Oh Jeff. Never has there been a man to pull off nerdy sexiness like Jeff Goldblum. He’s got a nearly perfect face, dry whit and brains to back it all up. He also looked damn fine shirtless after almost becoming T-Rex kibble in that unfortunate bathroom/Jeep attack. He went on to star in other Jurassic sequels, but his most memorable role was most definitely in the original film. He and Sam Neill are the OGs of the Jurassic universe.
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There you have it! What do you think of my list? Am I way off base, or right on point? Be sure to vote in the poll below to let us know!
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